Everybody Draw Mohammed Day 2011!

Here's my contribution to the second annual freedom of expression celebration. It's once again fun and educational! Click on the image for a larger, more legible version.

By the way, I didn't make up that statistic about 80% illiteracy rate in the "Muslim World."

Click here to view last year's "Jihad Fairie Activity Page."

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Cinema Steve: Fun AND Educational!

Attention teachers! You are looking at a new weapon in your fight to bring knowledge and insights to the kiddies you are teaching about film, comic books, and other topics of great importance to popular culture...

There is now proof that the Cinema Steve blogs aren't just entertaining, they have the capacity to inform young minds!

First... I am certified SMARTER THAN AVERAGE!!

Your IQ Is 115

Your Logical Intelligence is Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional Your General Knowledge is Exceptional

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Blogthings: Waste Time at Work!

Plus, I make my brilliant insights accessible to the masses--be they school kids or devout worshipers of Barack Obama or Rush Limbaugh! I ran my blogs through through this tester, and here are the results:

Cinema Steve (you are here!) is written for a 5th grade level of education (according to the Flesch-Kincaid rating system) and has reading ease scores of 70.5 (according to the Flesch rating system, where 60-70 is considered optimal) and 7.5 (on the Gunning Fog scale, where the lower the number, the easier the read, and 15-20 being the typical range for academic papers).

Here are the rankings for the rest of the blogs:

Movies You Should [Die Before You] See
Gunning Fog Rating: 8.8
Flesch Rating: 59.8
Flesch-Kincaid Grave Level: 6th

Shades of Gray
Gunning Fog Rating: 7.9
Flesch Rating: 62.6
Flesch-Kincaid Grave Level: 5th

Terror Titans
Gunning Fog Rating: 8.5
Flesch Rating: 61.3
Flesch-Kincaid Grave Level: 5th

The Bela Lugosi Collection
Gunning Fog Rating: 9.4
Flesch Rating: 65.5
Flesch-Kincaid Grave Level: 6th

The Boris Karloff Collection
Gunning Fog Rating: 9.2
Flesch Rating: 64.4
Flesch-Kincaid Grave Level: 6th

The Charles Band Collection
Gunning Fog Rating: 8.8
Flesch Rating: 66.2
Flesch-Kincaid Grave Level: 6th

The Peter Cushing Collection
Gunning Fog Rating: 8.6
Flesch Rating: 62
Flesch-Kincaid Grave Level: 6th

The Universal Horror Archive
Gunning Fog Rating: 9.3
Flesch Rating: 58.7
Flesch-Kincaid Grave Level: 6th

Watching the Detectives
Gunning Fog Rating: 7.7
Flesch Rating: 66.1
Flesch-Kincaid Grave Level: 5th

Four out of Five sexy evil geniuses say,
"The Cinema Steve Blogs are good for expanding mind!"

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The Day of a Million Mohammeds!

It's May 20th, the fictitious "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day" that became a reality. Here's my contribution to a demonstration of how sick and tired we decent citizens of America (and the rest of the civilized world, actually) are of thin-skinned Muslims threatening violence and committing mayhem and murder whenever they feel offended.


I hope this day marks the point where Americans stop cowering and/or genuflecting in the face of deranged idolaters of the Prophet Mohammed and start firmly defending the freedoms of expression that are among our inalienable rights. That we have freedom of expression is one of those things that all Americans should hold to be self-evident.

I hope this day marks the end of the encroachment of Islamic fundamentalism threatening our freedom of speech, an encroachment that's been doing on since 1989 and the death threats against Salman Rushdie. (One might even say they've been doing it since 1977 and the murders that a Islamic radical group committed in Washington D.C. over the screening of "Mohammed, Messenger of God." But that lunatic fringe group wasn't backed by governments the way some of the crazies are now.)

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