Showing posts with label The Expendables Week. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Expendables Week. Show all posts

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Stallone goes over the top!

This review is a spin-off from the week-long celebration of The Expendables at Watching the Detectives.

Over the Top (aka "Meet Me Half Way" (1987))
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, David Mendenhall, and Robert Loggia
Director: Menehen Golan
Rating: Three of Ten Stars

Lincoln Hawk (Stallone), a long haul trucker and semi-pro competitive arm wrestler struggles to reconnect with his son (Mendenhall) after the death of his wife.

Yes... I wrote "semi-pro competitive arm wrestler." There are parts of this movie that play like "Balls of Fury", with its extreme ping-pong matches, yet it's all meant to be taken seriously. And apparently there are enough folks out there who take arm wrestling seriously enough that there are leagues and championships, just like we see in this movie. I wouldn't have thought it possible, but this website is proof that truth is often nearly as strange as fiction.

But why anyone would think that a movie centered on a semi-pro arm wrestler could be profitable with a budget of $25 million is a complete mystery. Perhaps they thought anything vaguely sports related starring Sylvester Stallone would be an instant hit, what with the first three "Rocky" movies having been huge successeses. They were of course wrong, and "Over the Top" lost some $9 million during its theatrical run.

I don't know if this movie bombing is a good thing or a tragedy, because if it had turned a quick profit, I'm sure we would have been treated to Stallone as a semi-pro caber tosser in "Death Logs" and as a semi-pro curling player, squaring off against a team of villains led by Dolph Lundgren in "Clean Sweep."

I do wish I had remembered this movie existed while working on my forthcoming book, 150 Movies You Should (Die Before You) See. It would have been ideal for the chapter titled "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time." But, featuring it for The Expendables Week is a good second best.


While I remain baffled any executive at Cannon Group, Warner Bros. or Golan-Globus would have thought an idea this lame could earn back a $25 million investment, I can see why this film might have appealed to Sylvester Stallone.

Stallone is an actor, who enjoys acting, and the character he portrays here is different than any other he had played at this time (or since, as far as I know). Lincoln Hawk comes across like a gentle, soft-spoken man for whom confrontation is something he tries to avoid until back into a corner, and for whom violence is usually not even an option to be considered. There is a lot about the Lincoln Hawk character that feels very real, and I think Stallone does a good job at portraying him. I also think this character looked better on paper, because he's the only thing that feels even close to real in this film, as the goofy arm wrestling "action" is laughable, and Hawk's Snidely Whiplash-like millionaire father-in-law (played by Robert Loggia) is so over the top in every way that one might think the title refers to him instead of an arm wrestling move. Hawk's relationship with his son also feels artificial, both because of some weak writing... and because child actor David Mendenhall is an average child actor. And that means that you can tell he is ACTING whenever he is in a scene.

Aside from fans of Sylvester Stallone being able to enjoy him doing something a little different, there really isn't anything particularly exceptional about "Over the Top". All the technical aspects of the film are executed with the level of competence you'd expect for a movie someone spent $25 million on, but there is no making up for the fact that the film's main hook is goofy in the extreme (even if there is a real-world counterpart to it).



Monday, August 16, 2010

Hits and Misses from 'The Expendables'

With Sylvester Stallone's "The Expendables" emerging from the weekend as a certified hit, my Watching the Detectives blog will focus entirely on past movies of the film's featured players between August 16 and August 20.

This post indexes those reviews, as well as any others that have already appeared on the review blogs of Cinema Steve. Although focused around a group of actors, the selection follows the random grab-bag approach that is the standard around here. If you have any reviews you'd like me to link to, please email me here.

The Expendables: A Retrospective of Mayhem and Violence



Sylvester Stallone (Expendables Character: Ross)
Over the Top, 1987 (Cinema Steve, 3/10)
Cliffhanger, 1993 (Watching the Detectives, 8/10)
Demolition Man, 1993 (Watching the Detectives, 7/10)
Eye See You, 2002 (Watching the Detectives, 4/10)

Jason Statham (Expendables Character: Christmas)
The Transporter, 2002 (Watching the Detectives, 6/10)
Transporter 2, 2005 (Watching the Detectives, 8/10)
Crank, 2006 (Watching the Detectives, 5/10)
War, 2007 (Watching the Detectives, 4/10)
The Bank Job, 2008 (Watching the Detectives, 7/10)
Death Race, 2008 (The Universal Horror Archive, 5/10)
Transporter 3, 2008 (Watching the Detectives, 5/10)
Crank 2: High Voltage, 2009 (Movies You Should [Die Before You] See, 1/10)

Jet Li (Expendables Character: Yang)
The Bodyguard from Beijing, 1994 (Watching the Detectives, 4/10)
War, 2007 (Watching the Detectives, 4/10)

Dolph Lundgren (Expendables Character: Gunner)
The Russian Specialist, 2005 (Watching the Detectives, 7/10)
Command Performance, 2009 (Watching the Detectives, 7/10)

Arnold Schwarzenegger (Expendables Character: Trench)
The Villain, 1979 (Cinema Steve, 8/10)
Predator, 1987 (Terror Titans, 10/10)
Red Heat, 1988 (Watching the Detectives, 9/10)
Last Action Hero, 1996 (Watching the Detectives, 8/10)
Jingle All the Way, 1996 (Cinema Steve, 6/10)
End of Days, 1999 (Terror Titans, 6/10)

Bruce Willis (Expendables Character: Church)
Moonlighting: The Pilot Episode, 1985 (Watching the Detectives, 7/10)
Die Hard, 1988 (Watching the Detectives, 9/10)
The Last Boy Scout, 1991 (Watching the Detectives, 6/10)
The Whole Nine Yards, 2000 (Watching the Detectives, 8/10)
The Whole Ten Yards, 2004 (Watching the Detectives, 4/10)
Hostage, 2005 (Watching the Detectives, 8/10)
16 Blocks, 2006 (Watching the Detectives, 6/10)
Lucky Number Slevin, 2006 (Watching the Detectives, 8/10)
Perfect Stranger, 2007 (Watching the Detectives, 3/10)

Sunday, August 15, 2010

A week of 'The Expendables', August 16-20

In celebration of the successful premiere of Sylvester Stallone's "The Expendables", I am devoting the week of August 16-20 at Watching the Detectives to reviews of films featuring its stars.

If any blogger out there would like to join in, I'll link to your post. I am also willing to post links to older reviews or articles you've written about Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, or any other featured player in "The Expendables." Please drop me a line at stevemillermail@gmail.com.

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