Gaza film-makers decry Hamas censorship

From Reuters....

Four years into Islamist Hamas rule, cultural censors are fraying the already threadbare local movie industry. Culture Ministry director Mustafa al-Sawaf is quick to crack down on content that does not conform to Hamas edicts."

It's hard to get outraged, because their friends and neighbors (and possibly even these filmmakers themselves) elected these Hamas freaks to be their oppressors.

And Jimmy Carter says Hamas are great guys, so that's that.

(Yes... there is much sarcasm above. Jimmy Carter remains a prick of the highest order. And my guess is that many of the poor Palestinians were motivated to cast ballots for Hamas by the same impulse that drove many Americans to vote for Obama--they wanted anyone but the people that were in charge at the time. At least we didn't end up with a pack of psychopaths holding the reins of government.)

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Gosh... I can't imagine who might be behind it

Oslo explosion: seven dead, dozens injured after bomb blasts blast - Telegraph

Maybe the Basques have moved northward to Norway. Or maybe some retired IRA guy decided to set off a few bombs for old times sake. Or maybe American neo-Nazis are upset because the Norwegians haven't been upholding the Viking traditions firmly enough.

I mean.... it couldn't possibly be friends of these guys, could it?

After all, Islam is a peaceful religion.

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Cause for global celebration: Bin Laden Dead!

Newsflash: Osama bin Laden is taking Satan's cock up the ass as I type these words.

First, the main attraction: Officials: Bin Laden killed near Islamabad

Second, the after-party, with Americans celebrating and President Obama behaving like an actual American President for once: Bin Laden dead, Obama says justice is done

It's been reported before that Osama bin Laden has been killed, but never with this degree of detail. And as a special bonus, at least one of his foul off-spring were reportedly sent to Hell at the same time. This time, reports state that the bin Laden carcass is actually in U.S. possession.

What a great way to start my birthday week! It will be a great gift from the universe if it turns out there is a little less evil in the world today.

The trash finally got taken out.

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From the Too Much Information Department

Al-Qaeda leader put jihad before a sex life, took shots to make himself impotent - Telegraph

This says a lot about how much sick fucks like this guy are led around by their "little head."

Although these shots aren't that bad an idea. If these twisted freaks don't breed, their barbaric ways won't be passed onto another generatiton. I really, REALLY hope this idea catches on among the Lions of Islam.

Please, oh Warriors for Allah, make your dicks as limp, lifeless, and unused as your intellect! You will be doing the world a tremendous favor!

One of the sexy, oh-so-distracting al-Qaeda camp followers.

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Nobody

Who should be paying heed to twisted fucks like Terry Jones, Osama bin Laden, Fred Phelps, Anwar al-Awlaki? Nobody, that's who.

And yet, there are plenty of psychos who do. And their are all sorts of people who should know better who think twisted fucks like Jones, bin Laden, Phelps, al-Awlaki, and the psychos they motivate are somehow deserving of respect and consideration. That goes double if the psychos happen to be Muslim. What respect do empty-headed idiots driven to engage in destructive behavior either due to mental illness, poor impulse control, or just plain old fashioned evil? None.

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Jihad Bitch Pleads Guilty

Looks like the Muslim Maniac known widely as "Jihad Jane" has plead guilty to being a Jihadist Bitch.

From Big Peace: Jihad Jane Pleads Guilty

One can see why she follows Islam, though. Someone that ugly can only hope to score when wearing a body tent. (No picture of Jihad Jane here--she's simply too hideous to display--but you can click on the linked article to check her out.)

However, here's a cartoon of Mohammed in expression of my respect for the beliefs of Mohammadan death-cultists everywhere.

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Video emerges of Taliban stoning couple to death

Ah, the Religion of Peace and the grand civilizations that arise from it.

TALIBAN SPOKESMAN: 'Anyone who knows about Islam knows that stoning is in the Koran, and that it is Islamic law. There are people who call it inhuman - but in doing so they insult the Prophet."
Yes, let's all respect the great religion of Islam for its life-enhancing philosophies and its respect for humanity.



Or perhaps we can start to recognize this sick and twisted "religion" as the vehicle for wish fulfilment by psychopaths that it is. (Please allow me to join the chorus insulting "the Prophet." May the piss of a thousand diseased homosexual prostitutes be upon him.... because that would probably be his idea of a good time.)

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Iranian terror comes to Canada

The terrorists in charge of Iran are wetting their pants over a forthcoming movie, so they decided to cause a little pants-wetting among Canadian authorities (as reported at Big Peace)....

Iran Shuts Down Canadian Showing of ‘Iranium’

The Canadians first stood up to the demands of Iran to stop the screening of the documentary, so Iran apparently issued a couple of more explicit threats, which sent everyone running for cover, and resulted in the screening being cancelled.

Sounds like this film is worth supporting. At the very least, Iran and their terrorist buddies in Canada need a Mo-toon style lesson in the law of unintended consequences. Go to the Iranium, watch the preview and register to see the entire film free online on its official launch date of February 8, 2011.

Or perhaps even arrange a screening of the film in your local area.

Don't let the terrorists and their asshole allies win. Whenever they try crap like this, there should be push-back from every direction.

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More on the Motoon Jihadists

I'm sure it's all a big misunderstanding. No follower of the Religion of Peace--even members of the Mo-Ron sect who so worship the Prophet Mohammed (may peons blow upon him) that they have spastic attacks over the very thought of Infidels gazing upon His Holy Image--would contemplate murdering innocent office workers, would they?

From the Telegraph: British links to Mumbai-style machinegun plot against Danish newspaper offices

No, of course not. It must be some plot by those damn dirty Jews. Quick! Someone come up with a proper conspiracy theory!

And remember, kids: May 20 is Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!

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Muslim cultural outreach effort ruined by bigots

Once again the bigoted Westerners refuse to let the adherents of the Religion of Peace express their love and adoration for the Prophet Mohammed (may peas be upon him) in a public forum.

Mumbai on the Øresund: Mass-Murder terror plot at the Jyllands-Posten building thwarted.

Well, I for one thank these self-sacrificing holy warriors--these brave and mighty Jihadists--for trying to show the world the true face of Islam, a religion which we are told is one of the world's greatest. Every time they strike, they fill me with motivation and a desire to act, and to show that their efforts are making a difference.

Please, all of you who are reading these words--all of you who have undoubtedly marveled at the resplendent intellect and exemplary adherence to the grand and superlative Islamic civilization shown by Jihadists everywhere--please click here and here to witness the fruits of the Cartoonifada!

Oh... and I hope you'll appreciate this fine image of the Prophet Mohammed (may pecan pie be upon him).

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And now for a heart-felt Christmas greeting from our Muslim friends....

'Jihadist' issues Christmas bombing threat: "'Your (Christmas) fireworks will act as an alarm for the time of our devices to blow up -- devices that we, not Santa Claus, are going to offer to you as gifts, to turn your night into day and your blood into rivers."

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Celebrating the Prophet Mo and his Mo-Rons

Yesterday, an idol-worshipping adherent to the death cult strain of Islam (a "Mo-Ron") took the generous step of removing himself from the planet Earth.

In his declaration of faith before blowing himself up, the Mo-Ron stated, "“Our actions will speak for themselves. As long as you continue to wage your war against Islam and insulting the prophet and your stupid support of the pig Vilks."

You can read more about his glorious act in Car Bomb: Christmas Jihad in Stockholm

Thank you, oh Brave Shaheed, for reminding us what the true heart of Islam looks like. Not to mention your innards. In memory of your achievement, I present a couple of cartoons, including one featuring the glorious Prophet Mohammed (may peat be upon him).

For bi-weekly images ready-made for idol-worship and/or outrage, visit Shades of Gray for Mohammed Mondays, and be sure to mark your calendars the second annual Everybody Draw Mohammed Day on May 20, 2011.

Oh, and here's one of the Lars Vilks drawing that the mighty shadeen referred to in his statement.

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Muslim maniac blows self up in Sweden's capitol

A Muslim Mo-ron engaged in Cartoonifada in Stockholm today. I promised that whenever Mohammed-worshipping death cultists or adherents of the Religion of Peace did something stupid invoving Mo-toons, I'd post one.

Well, I am not in a posititon to access my cartoon archive at the moment, but tomorrow, every one of my main blogs will feature a Mo-toon, in honor of the brave, brave Mohammadan who made the ultimate act of devotion to his false idol, the Prophet Mohammed (may peas be upon him).

Meanwhile, click here to read all about the latest actions on the part of the death cult of Mohammed.

If you want to check out a collection of Mo-toons in preparation for tomorrow's big event, click here to check out the Mohammed Mondays archive.

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Great election news!

Oklahoma passed a measure that restricts courts from considering foreign laws when ruling. Including the barbaric excesses of Sharia law.

Oklahoma voters ban shariah law - Hindustan Times

An article by the AP quoted anonymous "members of the Muslim community" as stating that this law is "an attack on Islam" and that "they are prepared to file a lawsuit challenging the measure."

Good for them. That is how the American system works.

Although one wonders why they are in the United States if they want to live under a system where rape victims get stoned to death for being raped, where thieves get their hands cut off, and anyone who speaks out against the prevailing majority or some crackpot cleric can be put to death.

And it's not "Islamophobia" to pass such laws. All one has to do is look at Great Britain, Denmark, and Michigan (okay... not just yet in that last place) to see what happens if Muslims aren't forced to live under the laws of the civilized nations they immigrate to.

In other news, "Isabellathecrusader" celebrated the passage of the Oklahoma measure with song:

O-O-OKLAHOMA, Where officials seem to have some brains,
Where Islamaphobes, Don't wear no robes,
And where girls don't die from being blamed!


Oklahoma, cancelled Sharia before it spread,
Where it's fine to talk, and people balk,
If you tell them do this or you're dead!


We know Muslims don't belong here,
Cuz we ain't gonna give up our beer!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're only sayin'
You're doin' fine, Oklahoma!
Oklahoma O.K.

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Advertising money can't buy...

The Only Infidel Creation as Halal as Mullah Omar's Donkeys.

Toyota Trucks: Taliban Tested, Taliban Approved.

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Molly Norris becomes a non-person, thanks to Muslim terrorists and their good friends in US government and media

Molly Norris, a cartoonist who drew fairly harmless and inoffensive cartoons in a local weekly paper, had her life destroyed because of idol-worshiping psychopaths bent on honoring their false God--The Prophet Mohammed (may piss be upon him)--with the blood of innocents.

Molly Norris never drew The Prophet Mohammed (may piss be upon him), nor did she create "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day." Yet "Muslim holy men" have called for her head, the murderous idolaters who follow them are willing to follow their order, and the government of the United States of America is unwilling to do anything to protect one of their own citizens who has committed no crime whatsoever. In fact, the United States of America, through our state department, seems to be doing everything it can to validate the twisted and evil beliefs of Mohammadans around the globe. How else can you explain the apologetic stance taken over "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day" and the official "great job, guys!" that was sent to Pakistan when they blocked web access to their nation around May 20, 2010?

The sick freaks who claim to be Muslims, and who honor The Prophet Mohammed (may piss be upon him) above even Allah himself, have destroyed Molly Norris. They have silenced her, completely and utterly. They might as well have killed her. And all the magazine that used to print her cartoon has to say about it is "we wish her the best."

You can read what will probably be one of the very few acknowledgement of complete and utter capitulation by the American media to terrorists, as Seattle Weekly editor Mark D. Fefer offers good-byes and so-longs to one of their victims.

I'd be surprised if any other media outlet even has that much to say, because they are too busy making excuses and offering justifications for the terrorists. And because they believe that if they bow to the terrorists, they will make them go away... like Fefer, they suffer under the delusion that appeasement will do anything but spur the madmen on.

If I had enough cartoons, EVERY DAY would be "Draw Mohammed Day" from here on in. This can't be allowed to happen. It shouldn't be allowed to happen to anyone, especially someone who didn't even DRAW the syphilitic pedophile known as The Prophet Mohammed (may piss be upon him).

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Another Muslim "holy man" calling for murder

Here's the words of Imam Feiz Muhammed, calling for the beheading of Dutch politician Geert Wilders. Wilders is a bit of a tool, but that is not justification for calls for him to be murdered. (Of course, calling for beheadings isn't something unusual for this psycho.
Remind me again why assholes like Feiz Muhammad deserve any respect whatsoever?)



Here's a a link to some more background on this blood-thirsty Muslim freak from Australia. You can read more of his own words while there.

Fatwa: Australian Imam Urges Muslims to Behead Geert Wilders

Oh yeah, before I forget... here's a little mockery of the Prophet Mohammed (may peas be upon him):

(An early entry in the long-running Jesus and Mo comic strip.)

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'Draw Muhammad' artist placed on hit list

Remember "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day"? The world-wide event intended to stand up to psychotic Muslims who want to murder over cartoons? Well, Molly Norris, the lady whose rather harmless joke set the event in motion--and who then disavowed it and has done everything humanly possible to apologize to Muslims for even JOKING about drawing their false idol--is now under a death threat from Muslim terrorists. Read about the latest from the Relgion of Peace:

Comic Riffs - 'Draw Muhammad' artist placed on execution hit list

If there's anything that this Molly Norris news proves, it's that there is NEVER any reason to apologize to these psychos. The best course of action--the ONLY course of action--is to double-down and tell them to go fuck themselves.

And on that note....








For more cartoons featuring Mohammed, visit the Everyone Draw Mohammed blog. (BTW, don't go to what used to be Molly Norris' website. It has been replaced with a page that will try to download a virus to your computer.)

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Taliban makes war a monkey business

A Chinese news report claims that those shining examples of all that is Islam, the Lions of the Afghani Desert, are training and arming monkeys for use as soldiers.

No Dhimmitude: Taliban makes war a monkey business\

The article leaves me wondering: How are they telling the monkeys from the mullahs? Or maybe there's no real difference?

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Al-Qaeda chef should get book contract!

From jihadwatch.com: Al-Qaeda chef convicted of helping Osama escape

Ibrahim al Qosi was reportedly the chef at Osama's "Star of Jihad" compound. I wonder if the journalists got it wrong, because that sounds like it might have been just the name of the on-base restaurant where Osama bin Laden and his pals would wine and dine their under-aged wives and gay lovers.


Regardless, Ibrahim al Qosi should get a publishing contract. Possible titles for his cook book could be "72 Favorite Dishes of Osama bin Laden and his Merry Band of Murderous Gourmands" or "Soda Surprise and Other Dishes for the Active Jihaddist."

At the very least, a chef to celebs like Ibrahim here should be invited to do a Bon Appetite article titled "How to Make Osama's Favorite Dish" with a follow-up "How to cook for Mullah Omar and Not Be Beheaded."

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