Thursday, April 7, 2011

Fatboy Slim and Christopher Walken in Reverse

Here's an oddity: A YouTuber decided to run the visuals for the legendary video of Christopher Walken dancing and flying to Fatboy Slim's "Weapon of Choice" backwards while playing the song normally.

It's rather surprising that it works just as well.



And if you've never seen the original, you've missed a great video... and Christopher Walken proving that he is THE MAN! Embedding of the original is prohibited, but you can click here to watch it on YouTube.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

'Enemy Ace Archives' belongs on every comics-lover's shelf

Out of the handsome, library-quality books that DC Comics published during the 1990s and 2000s as part of their Archive Editions series, few have content as worthy of the upscale format as that within the two volume Enemy Ace Archives. (Note: In 2008, DC Comics collected every Enemy Ace story published through the mid-1980s in a low-cost b&w book that contains everything in these two volumes and alot more for less than half the price of what one of these books will cost. However, unlike many classic comics, the color actually enhances the experience here... the sense of depth of planes tumbling through the air while tracer bullets stream at them isn't felt quite as effectively in the b&w book. I'll be covering it in Shades of Gray shortly.)

The Enemy Ace Archives, Vol. 1 (DC Comics, 2002)
Writer: Robert Kanigher
Artist: Joe Kubert
Rating: Ten of Ten Stars

In the skies above World War One's muddy, body-strewn battlefields, no one frightened Allied fighter pilots more than Hans von Hammer, nicked-named alternatively "The Hammer of Hell" and "The Enemy Ace." Soldiers on both sides of the war both feared and respected this German officer who took to the new form of aerial warfare as if he had been born for nothing else. With over 80 confirmed kills in his blood-red Fokker Dr-I, he was one of the greatest pilots of his time, and he was widely viewed viewed as a coldhearted predator who lived for nothing but prowling the Killer Skies.

Von Hammer, however, was not comfortable with his reputation. He viewed himself as a warrior performing his duty to his country, and he did not take any particular pleasure in shooting down other pilots. Von Hammer did what his duty required, and he did it within the confines of a strict code of chivalry and honor that was recognized only among Aces of his own stature. As such, the more fearsome his reputation as a combat pilot grew, the more isolated from those around him he became. Eventually, he found only companionship with a wolf he befriended while hunting in the Black Forest.

DC Comics, in "The Enemy Ace Archive Vol. 1" have reprinted the earliest stories featuring this intriguing character, who was possessed with a depth that you still rarely find in comics these days. Although it takes Kanigher a few tales to seem to fully get a handle on the lonely, honorable-man-in-a-dishonorable war, by the second half of the book, the reader can't help but sympathize and fully respect Von Hammer. Kubert, meanwhile, is in top form from the get-go, and as his style evolves, the quality of the art just keeps getting better. There are times when one can almost hear the roar the engines and the tearing of the canvas on the wings as bullets tear through them during the pictured dog-fights.

There are certain elements of the stories that are a little repetitive, because in the time they were written and originally serialized, creators assumed that every issue was someone's first issue, so they felt they had to establish the complexities of Von Hammer's character each time out. (Plus, the repetition is more obvious when you're reading them in one sitting, instead of spread out over several months and years.) There are also a couple of times where Kanigher strays dangerously close to superhero-style comics, such as when he introduces a masked nemesis for Von Hammer, a French pilot known as the Hangman. However, these weaknesses are more than outweighed by the powerful, earnest stories that unfold, and by Kubert's spectacular artwork.

I can't recommend this book highly enough for those of your who enjoy high-quality comics, fans of war stories, or simply love bi-planes like I do.


The Enemy Ace Archives, Vol. 2 (DC Comics, 2006)
Writers: Robert Kanigher and Joe Kubert
Artists: Joe Kubert, Frank Thorne, Russ Heath, and Neal Adams
Rating: Nine of Ten Stars

"The Enemy Aces Archives Volume 2" reprints tales featuring one of legendary comic book writer Robert Kanigher's signature characters--Baron Hans von Hammer, a brave and valiant soldier who took to the new battlefield of the sky during WWI for the German side, a reluctant warrior who believed in his country and the war, but who hated the waste of young lives he witnessed every day. The stories are mostly illustrated by Joe Kubert during the time he was height of his artistic abilities, but Russ Heath, Frank Thorne, and Neal Adams bringing their pencils and brushes to the character...and in doing so, they produce some of the very best work of their stellar careers.

Like the first volume in this series, this is a book that lovers of the comic book as an artform and lovers of World War I planes and aerial combat will relish to an equal degree. Either or both books would make a great Christmas present for the right person. Like the first one, this is a handsome hardcover book that will look great on any shelf.

Artwise, there isn't a page in "The Enemy Ace Archives, Vol. 2" that isn't true beauty. There isn't a scene that's not so well-rendered that the reader can almost feel the cold wind whipping across his face as the biplanes tumble through the sky, their machineguns chattering... and the smell of burning wood and gasoline as planes and zeppelins explode furiously in the skies above the muddy battlefields of Europe in 1917.

Storywise, what we have is a bit of a mixed bag. To some extent, Kanigher (who served as his own editor) obviously feel at this point in the "Enemy Ace" series' history that they don't have to heavyhandedlyKanigher spends more time adding depth to Von Hammer's character, exploring both the code of personal honor that rules his life, as well as his growing disgust and frustration with the war he is fighting.

Stories like "The Devil's General" (where Von Hammer must protect the life of a general's son that is foisted upon him as a combat pilot, despite Von Hammer's objections that the young man is not skilled enough yet as a pilot), "Luck is a Puppy Named Schatzi" (where Von Hammer adopts a mascot other than his infamous black wolf hunting companion... it's a tale that could easily have been silly or overly maudlin in the hands of lesser talents, but here it's dramatic and ultimately sad), "Reach for the Heavens" (where patriotism, honor, and duty are compared and contrasted, as we learn the origin of Von Hammer's scar when he is reunited with an officer he went to flight school with as planes were being introduced to the battlefield), and "Three Graves to Home" (where Von Hammer is shot down behind enemy lines and comes face to face with those left behind by pilots he has shot down) stand as some of the greatest war comics ever published, period.


Also of note is the Thorne-illustrated three-parter, which saw Von Hammer contrasted with another DC WW1 pilot--the tough-talking, rules-bending cowboy of the sky, Steve "Balloon Buster" Savage. It's an interesting contrast of characters, although the brash and blustering Savage really does come out poorer by comparison with the ever-cool, ever-chivalrous Von Hammer. Still, they're fun tales, and Thorne's somewhat more cartoony style still gives great impact to the tales.

With all that raving, you may be wondering why this book is only being rated 9/10 when I gave the first book 10/10. Well, it's due to the fact that a few of stories included aren't all that good. Now, they feature spectacular Kubert art with some genius-level coloring--Kubert was doing the sort of gradation and shading that is so commonplace now with computer-aided coloring back when most people barely knew what a computer was--but where Kanigher flirted with a superhero flavor in the first book in a few stories, he plunges head first into the genre with three of them here.

First, we have "Death Takes No Holiday" where Von Hammer's Jagtstaffle come up against a French airwing that operates from secret, camouflaged hangers and who dress up like skeletons to strike fear in the hearts of the Germans. Then, we get "Return of the Hangman", which, like the title reveals, sees the return of Von Hammer's masked archnemesis from earlier tales; this is an ill-advised story on many levels--stylistically, Kanigher breaks with the standard of showing us the world through Von Hammer's eyes, but also because a further story with the Hangman's sister from "The Enemy Ace Archives, Vol. 1" could have been more interesting than this lame effort. Finally, we move into fullblown, costumed-hero craziness with "A Grave in the Sky", as Von Hammer squares off against a British pilot who believes he is the legendary knight St. George and who flies around in his Sopwith Camel wearing a greathelm and breastplate while waving a longsword around. These three lows of the book are presented back to back, and, despite the absolutely fantastic Kubert art (and some very nice scenes of a mournful Von Hammer in "Death Takes No Holiday" and "A Grave in the Sky"), they really are out of step with the rest of the Von Hammer "canon", and they manage to just barely pull the book down to a Nine-Star rating.

Nonetheless, I consider this a "Must Have" item for lovers of WWI air combat and non-superhero comics. It represents some of the very best work done in the comic book field, anywhere in the world.





Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Doctor Who checks out the Pyramids of Mars

Doctor Who: The Pyramids of Mars (1975)
Starring: Tom Baker and Elisabeth Sladen
Director: Paddy Russel
Rating: Seven of Ten Stars

When the Doctor, an alien time-traveler (Baker), and his human companion Sarah-Jane Smith (Sladen) are drawn to the year 1911 by a strange distruption, they discover that a destructive alien who inspired the legends of Seth, the Egyptian god of death, is plotting an escape from his enternal prison... and that he'll destroy Earth in all future timelines if he escapes!


"The Pyramids of Mars" consists of several half-hour episodes of the long-running "Doctor Who" sci-fi/fantasy TV series that have been edited together seamlessly to form a 90-minute movie (well, almost; there's one weird jump-cut that illustrates where one of the original cliffhanger-endings had been). The pace is faster than many of the old "Doctor Who" stories, the acting by the supporting cast somewhat better... and the storyline is one that should entertain horror and fantasy fans alike.

This storyline is also one of those that clearly establishes why the Doctor was viewed as a "harbinger of doom" by internet conspiracy theorists in the first episode of the revived TV series... the only people who walk away alive from this adventure are the Doctor and Sarah-Jane.

This tale is definately one of the highlights of the original "Doctor Who" series.

(It is also interesting for some to see how creators other than those responsible for the "Stargate" movies and series spin tales with Egyptian mythology and the notion of super-aliens being mistaken for gods.)

Monday, April 4, 2011

Obama Announces Reelection Bid

Today, Obama announced his reelection bid with, among other things, the clever slogan "Are You In?". You can read about it here, as well as watch a little campaign ad.

And, of course, you can visit B.O.'s campaign website. But you'll probably only want to do that if you're IN!

It will come as no surprise to regulars that I am not in. In fact, I'm hard-pressed to think of anyone on the national political scene I'd not vote for if the choice was between that person and the Liar-in-Chief screw-up currently squatting in the Oval Office. (I hope to God to never have to cast a vote for Sarah Palin, but if it comes to that, I'll take some anti-nausea medication and do it.)

Given, Obama's announcement, I guess I can announce this as the first post at Cinema Steve of the 2012 Election.


Here's hope: That Americans have learned that voting for presidential candidates whose main selling points are that they are novelty items ("America's first black president!" or "American's first woman president!" or "America's first triple amputee transsexual wall-eyed president!") will not result in change that is good for the country.

'Catwoman: The Cat File' is a great heist tale

Catwoman: The Cat File (DC Comics, 1996)
Writer: Chuck Dixon
Artists: Jim Balent and Bob Smith
Rating: Eight of Ten Stars

After being apprehended by the Gotham City Police, Catwoman is forced into becoming an operative for a covert government agency that wants her to steal various national treasures and art objects they hope to use for political leverage. The Queen of Cat Burglars is determined to find a way to free herself from their control, but things get really complicated when a European prince whose royal crown she virtually stole off his head decides to exchange her bonds of international espionage for those of holy matrimony.


“The Cat File” reprints stories from issues 15-19 of  the second Catwoman solo series, the beginning of what I consider the an unmatched period of greatness in the character’s publishing history -- one which dates almost as far back as Batman himself. (She first crossed paths with the Caped Crusader in "Batman" #1 in 1940.)

In “The Cat Files,” we’re treated to Catwoman working elaborate heists while trying the scheme her way out from under power of the mysterious Gallant and his far-reaching spy network. In true heist adventure fashion, things often go from bad to worse. By the time Catwoman is standing in front of the altar of marriage, anyone who appreciates a good heist adventure will be eagerly anticipating the mayhem that occurs when virtually every gun-toting character that has appeared previously in the story descends upon the ceremony. And that’s before the helicopter gunships arrive on the scene.

Side-stepping but not invalidating the misbegotten “hooker turned cat-burglar” back-story created by Frank Miller in “Batman: Year Zero”, writers Chuck Dixon and Doug Moench, under the editorial guidance of Denny O’Neil, reconnected the character with her roots as an international adventuress and super-thief, and put her through her paces in a string of fun-filled (and occasionally dark) heist stories and caper tales. The artwork was primarily by Jim Balent, and, while he even early on was drawing his women back-trouble-inducing large breasts, he hadn’t devolved into the fetish-driven grotesqueness that would come later. The art is breezy and energetic and a perfect vehicle for Dixon and Moench’s action-packed tales. Balent also manages to capture the balance between suspense and humor that elevates these stories to the level of great caper tales; only Donald Westlake’s Dortmunder novels is a better example of this kind of adventure fiction.

For a look at a minor DC Comics character in her glory days, a great action/adventure story revolving around a series of heists and international intrique, and for a reminder that there was a time as recent as the 1990s when comic books were fun and worthwhile reading, "The Catfile" is one-stop shopping.



Saturday, April 2, 2011

Blues for Allah

"Blues for Allah" was originally composed and performed by the Grateful Dead. While these days one is likely to think the Grateful Dead are yet another group of self-hating homosexual Muslim nihilists who worship death and the Perfect Man, Mohammed (may peas be upon him), they were actually a rock band famous for their live performances.

Click on the big arrow below to hear the original recording of "Blues for Allah."



Here's a pretty unique cover of the song, with a well-crafted video to go along with it.



(In other 'B' news, the Blue Moon Tavern in Seattle, just up the road from where I live, will be playing host to a Grateful Dead Night with Kuli Loach on Sunday, April 17.)

Friday, April 1, 2011

April Fool's Advice

The web and "social networking sites" will be full of tales of successful pranks today, as well as ideas and tips for pranks you might pull off in celebration of April Fool's Day. I'm going to be a little different and instead offer a few things you should NEVER do on April Fool's Day. (Some of these have been personally tested. Seriously. Don't do any of them, or you'll regret it.)

* Don't have your car break down or seriously injure yourself. Your friends won't believe you, and they won't come to you aid, even if you are weeping and begging for help or gurgling as you choke on your own blood.

* Don't call the nearest Iranian Consulate and tell them that you are the Twelfth Imam Returned and you'd like to give Mahmoud Ahmadenjiad a call to let him know when the Apocalypse will begin but you've misplaced his phone number. Those bastards have Caller ID.

* Don't call the White House and tell them that you know where Obama was really raised and how he really spent his alleged years at Occidental College and Columbia University. They have Caller ID, too. They may not send masked gunmen to your house, but they have shitty coffee at Secret Detention Center #23.

* Don't call Buckingham Palace and tell them that you're Prince Charles' secret gay lover and that you're about to spill the beans to the Star. Yeah... they also have Caller ID. And MI-5 does not spend nearly enough of their budget on good tea.

* If you have anything do with your company's payroll department, or otherwise distribute live checks to Luddites who don't use Direct Deposit (or if you're working for a drug cartel or in some central African nation), don't suggest that it's best if they hold onto the check until Monday. And don't follow it up by saying, "The check's good. It really is! But money's a little tight right now, so management has asked that we all just wait a couple of days before we cash our checks." No one will hear you say "April's Fool" over the angry calls for the workers to unite and overthrow the exploiters and choruses of "Internationale".


* Don't get a Chinese word tattooed anywhere on your body if you're not absolutely, perfectly literate in the particular script. And never, ever get it in a hard-to-see place. Crank calls and trips to secret torture dungeons are fleeting, but ink that says "Buttwind" is forever.

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Do you have cautions to offer would-be April Pranksters (or those who might open themselves up to one)? Please leave a comment below.

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