Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Krazy Kat and the Heppy Land Furfur Away!


"Krazy Kat" is one of the all-time classic comic strips. By George Herriman, it's surreal, poetic, funny, touching, violent, and just plain weird.


It's basically a Funny Animal strip about unrequited love... or maybe unconditional love. Whatever it's about, there's a triangle of love/hate between the innocent Krazy, the mean-spirited Ignatz, and the gruff Officer Pup. The strip long been a favorite of mine. Here are a couple random samples of the series. (Click on the images for readable versions.)




Here's a fun animation that gives the gist of Krazy Kat and his world.






Some reasons to vote Obama out of office in November 2012

Scenes like this belong in North Korea, not North America.





We should not be teaching our children to sing songs of worship to a man, but instead the ideals that our country stands for. We should be teaching children how the government functions and that American institutions are bigger and greater than one man. We should NEVER have a Dear Leader figure in the United States.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

John Carter's Eternal Love

One of sci-fi/fantasy's great icons is Edgar Rice Burroughs' John Carter of Mars, an "eternal warrior"-type character who finds himself leading two lives, teleporting back and forth between the post-Civil War American West and the other in ancient times on the savage, alien world of Mars (or "Barsoom" as the natives call it).

By Frank Frazetta

The Martian adventures of John Carter were published in 11 novels, with the first in the series being "A Princess of Mars". In in, Carter meets the love of his life (or lives, rather), and she is a presence to a greater or lesser degree in all the books that follow. Burroughs describes her thusly when Carter first lays eyes on her:

And the sight which met my eyes was that of a slender, girlish figure, similar in every detail to the earthly women of my past life... Her face was oval and beautiful in the extreme, her every feature was finely chiseled and exquisite, her eyes large and lustrous and her head surmounted by a mass of coal black, waving hair, caught loosely into a strange yet becoming coiffure. Her skin was of a light reddish copper color, against which the crimson glow of her cheeks and the ruby of her beautifully molded lips shone with a strangely enhancing effect.

She was as destitute of clothes as the green Martians who accompanied her; indeed, save for her highly wrought ornaments she was entirely naked, nor could any apparel have enhanced the beauty of her perfect and symmetrical figure.

By Adam Hughes


It perhaps goes without saying given that description that Dejah Thoris has been a favorite subject of fantasy illustrators since her debut in 1917. Over at Shades of Gray, I spotlight some of the best black-and-white illustrations of Dejah Thoris and other Martian Princesses I've come across during my wanderings through the web. Click on the links below to see what John Carter saw, as interpreted by some of fantasy and comicdom's best artists.

Princesses of Mars, Part One

Princesses of Mars, Part Two

Princesses of Mars, Part Three

Princesses of Mars, Part Four

Princesses of Mars, Part Five

Princesses of Mars, Part Six

Princesses of Mars, Part Seven

(Parts Eight through Ten Coming Soon)

Monday, April 11, 2011

Infidelity always leads to disaster... and yet they still do it!

Maybe it's because I've never met anyone that I could imagine spending the rest of my life with for a very, very long (and I gave up on the notion over a decade ago), but I can't understand the type of person who would get married and then turn around and cheat on that person. I guess if one is a sociopath such behavior could be expected, but are there really that many sociopaths in the world?


I hope I never understand the sort of impulse that would cause someone to betray another person like that. But what I WOULD like to understand is why anyone would turn around and marry the person that cheated with them on their spouse. Why would you ever want to enter into any sort of permanent arrangement with someone who has proven themselves to be scummy and untrustworthy? Even if you are kindred spirits?

Much talk is spewed about how movies and other popular culture items shame people's behavior. If that was indeed true, wouldn't there be LESS infidelity in the world than more? After all, cheaters NEVER prosper in the movies... they end up framed for murder, stalked by psychos, or just find their lives in ruins in the aftermath.

And real-life cheaters usually don't have fates more impressive than their fictional counterparts... take John Edwards for example. Since he was caught sleeping around on his dying wife, he has not only been exposed as a corrupt weasel, but as a cry-baby coward as well. If people contemplating cheating on their husbands or wives doesn't care about the spouse's feelings, you'd think they'd at least care about what might happen to themselves and their own reputations.

Then again, stupid is as stupid does. Rather like the cheating characters in "Point of Terror" (and thus I segue into a review to keep the blog on track).


Point of Terror (1971)
Starring: Peter Carpenter, Dyanne Thorne, Leslie Sims, Joel Marsten, Paula Mitchell, and Lory Hansen
Director: Alex Nicol
Rating: Three of Ten Stars

Lounge singer Tony Trelos (Carpenter) thinks his dreams of stardom are at hand when he becomes the latest boy-toy for the oversexed wife of a record executive (Thorne) and she promises him a record contract. But things get dangerously complicated when her husband (Marsten) turns up dead and Tony falls in love/lust with her stepdaughter (Hansen).


"Point of Terror" is a messy movie that meanders through a predictable "Pride Goeth Before a Fall" story. The tone varies widely from comedy to thriller to horror, but it never stays with one atmosphere long enough to establish whether writer/producer/star Peter Carpenter failed at making an erotic thriller, a horror movie, or a dark comedy. Although the demise of the abusive husband, some of the revelations around Dyanne Thorne's character, and the fact that Tony Trelos is about as dumb as a box of rocks make me wonder if this is a REALLY dry comedy, I THINK Carpenter and director Alex Nicol were trying to make a thriller in the Italian "gaillo" vein. Unfortunately, while they captured the incoherence so dominant in many Italian mysteries and thrillers, they captured none of the style. Worse, scenes with flourishes that were intended to be artistic drag on and on and on and feel more like padding than anything else. (You know you're watching an erotic thriller gone wrong when you are reaching for the remote to fast-forward through the sex scenes because they are boring and the music score under them is nerve-gratingly bad).

The film isn't helped by the fact that the only performer with any screen presence in the whole thing is Dyanne Thorne. As prone as I am to make jokes about her two humongous talents, she actually does have quite a bit of charisma... and it really shows when she's surrounded by the caliber of actors in this film. She pretty much steals the movie from poor Peter Carpenter, although he obviously intended this to be his vehicle of stardom.

Speaking of Carpenter, this is the second of his films that I've watched--the other being "Blood Mania", which he also wrote, produced, and starred in, and which I will be reviewing over at Terror Titans one of these days--and in both cases, I felt that he was an okay actor but simply didn't have much in the way of screen presence... or he simply had the misfortune of always playing against actoresses who outshone him. This was the last of Carpenter's films, and I feel like he was to the 1970s like John King was to the 1940s.



Saturday, April 9, 2011

H is for Heroes (Blogging Challenge Bonus Post)

I've already done 'H' for the Blogging A to Z Challenge, but here's a bonus entry. (Click on the picture for a larger, more easily read, version.)


The sentiments expressed on that page, by the late Alex Toth, explain why I prefer old comics and movies over modern ones. It's also why I love running role-playing games and why I enjoyed writing for "Star Wars" and "Dragonlance" and even "Ravenloft." Even if the characters I create aren't the heroes, the players get to portray heroes and to be exactly the sort of characters Toth describes in the blurb.

Is there anyone writing stories with heroes these days? Everywhere I look, popular culture is about tearing down heroes and celebrating the dark and the evil and the twisted. And it seems like it's been that way since at least the mid-1990s.

Can anyone point me to something I'm forgetting?

(This illo was 'borrowed' from TothFans.com.)

Health Care: Obama's Making It AAALLL Better!

In the past two years, my health insurance premium has gone up $112/month to $159/month. (The dental part is full coverage but the medical coverage has a deductible of $2,700... which is up from $2,450. And then there's the 20% co-pay.)

Next month, it will cost $180 just to walk in the door at my doctor's office, as opposed to the $118 it's cost since two years ago.

God only knows what lab-work and tests will increase to. Or the surgery that I will most likely need later this year.

Meanwhile, my income has dropped 35% over the past two years, and I don't see it going anywhere but down this year.

I thought Our Dear Leader, Barack Obama, was going to make everything better and cheaper with his massive health care plan.

When exactly is my health care supposed to become affordable? Or will I continue to pay more so the leaches Obama wants to cater to can keep NOT paying anything?


Yes... my health costs are one of the many reasons I am NOT In.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Graphic Novels and Comics Reviews Index

I've loved comic books since I was a little tyke and read my first issue of "Amazing Spider-Man" (which coincidentally was the 2nd appearance of the Punisher), an issue of "Planet of the Apes Magazine" and an issue of "Secrets of Sinister House".

I was never a big fan of superhero comics, gravitating mostly to horror and sci-fi stuff--except I suppose for "The Phantom" which kinda-sorta qualifies as a superhero title even though I think it's mostly an adventure strip. Growing up, a few of my favorite comics were "Bernard Prince", "Tomb of Dracula", "Howard the Duck", "Kamandi", "Alix", "Diabolik", "Tarzan", "Korak", and a couple of anthology titles I've forgotten the names of. I was mostly a DC Comics fan, with "Superman", "Action Comics", "World Finest", "Batman", "Detective Comics," "The Flash", and "The Brave and the Bold" being the superhero titles I would most frequently seek out... and which I still have a large number of today. The only Marvel titles I followed were the various horror comics and "Fantastic Four" and later "Power Pack".


During the 1980s, I was a big fan of Barry Blair and the various Aircel titles, and a whole host of other black-and-white comics. The Martin Powell-scripted Sherlock Holmes titles stick in my mind in particular.

My love of comics is reflected on a couple of my blogs--here and at the Shades of Gray blog--where reviews of graphic novels and collected editions of comics appear regularly.

This post lists the many graphic novels and comics I've review, organized by publisher and title. The numeric notation is how the title falls on my usual 0 to 10 scale, where 0 is absolute garbage and 10 is the best of the best. Click on the titles to read the reviews.

Various Small Publishers
Dark Wolf (4/10)
The Desert Peach: Beginnings (7/10)
The Desert Peach: Politics, Pilots, and Puppies (10/10)
Electric Girl, Vols. 1-3 (10/10)
Jesus Hates Zombies (8/10)
John Law: Dead Man Walking (8/10)
Line (6/10)
Little White Mouse Omnibus Edition (8/10)
Tyranny Rex (8/10)

Amaze Ink/SLG Publishing
Agnes Quill: An Anthology of Mystery (8/10)
Halo and Sprocket, Vols. 1 & 2 (9/10)
Marlene (9/10)
Street Angel (9/10)
Zombies Calling (8/10)

Dark Horse Comics
Empowered Vols. 1 & 2 (10/10)
Empowered Vols. 3 & 4 (10/10)
GoGirl!, Vol. 1 (8/10)
Predator: Hell and Hot Water (8/10)
Tarzan Library, Vol 1: Tarzan of the Apes (8/10)

DC Comics
Batman: Haunted Knight (10/10)
Batman/Spirit (9/10)
Catwoman: The Cat Files (8/10)
Catwoman: Guardian of Gotham (7/10)
Catwoman: Selina's Big Score (9/10)
Catwoman & Vampirella: The Furies (8/10)
Clubbing (7/10)
Enemy Ace Archive Edition, Vols. 1 & 2 (10/10 and 9/10)
Golden Age Sandman Archive Edition, Vol. 1 (6/10)
Manhunter: The Special Edition (10/10)
The Shazam Family Archive Edition, Vol. 1 (9/10)
Showcase Presents: Adam Strange, Vol. 1 (9/10)
Showcase Presents: Eclipso, Vol. 1 (4/10)
Showcase Presents: The Elongated Man, Vol. 1 (7/10)
Showcase Presents: The Flash, Vol. 1 (8/10)
Showcase Presents: The Haunted Tank, Vol. 1 (8/10)
Showcase Presents: Hawkman, Vol. 1 (9/10)
Showcase Presents: Jonah Hex (10/10)
Showcase Presents: The Secrets of Sinister House (6/10)
Showcase Presents: Sgt. Rock, Vol. 1 (10/10)
Showcase Presents: The War That Time Forgot, Vol. 1 (6/10)
Silverblade (9/10)
Wrath of the Spectre (9/10)

Eclipse
Destroyer Duck/The Star Child (8/10)

Harris Publishing
Four collections of classic Vampirella comics from the Warren Era (click for ratings)
Vampirella: The Dracula War (4/10)


Marvel Comics
Blade: Black and White (7/10)
Daughters of the Dragon (4/10)
Essential Ghost Rider, Vol. 1 (5/10)
Essential Ghost Rider, Vol. 2 (7/10)
Essential Godzilla. King of Monsters (6/10)
Essential Luke Cage, Vol. 1 (7/10)
Essential Man-Thing, Vols. 1 & 2 (9/10 and 7/10)
Essential Monster of Frankenstein (7/10)
Essential Nova, Vol. 1 (5/10)
Essential Spider-Woman, Vol. 1 (9/10)
Essential Tales of the zombie (8/10)
Essential Werewolf By Night, Vol. 1 (8/10)
Essential Werewolf By Night, Vol. 2 (7/10)

Oni Press
The Complete Geisha (9/10)
The Tomb (7/10)

Viper Comics
Black Harvest (7/10)
The Lost Books of Eve, Vol. 1 (9/10)

Viz Publishing
Maison Ikokku, Vols. 1-14 (9/10)
Rumik Theater & One or Double (10/10 & 8/10)
Uzumaki, Vols. 1-3 (10/10)

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